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Portland Overtakes Mos Eisley As Most Wretched Hive Of Scum And Villainy

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Portland Overtakes Mos Eisley As Most Wretched Hive Of Scum And Villainy
PORTLAND, OR—In a poll of the most wretched hives of scum and villainy in the universe, Portland has overtaken Mos Eisley for the first time."Yeah, Mos Eisley's pretty dangerous, sure," said Wuher, who runs a cantina in downtown Mos Eisley. "But criminals here have a code of honor. Just last week, a guy shot a bounty hunter in col …
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